Showing posts with label English Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label English Jokes. Show all posts

Thursday, February 9, 2017

Facebook or Fakebook ? You will Die laughing at this :) Must Read !





Facebook is one of the only Hospitals 
in this world 
where men commonly 
turn their genders to female 
without the need of any Doctor or Operation 
via their profile links.






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Friday, December 30, 2016

Women brains are associated with everything.






 His privilege ...women are more crazier than men. Furthermore, Women brains are associated with everyting. :) ... Haha..haa..haa .... ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ณ


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Sunday, November 6, 2016

Mugger vs. Congress man ! You Will Surely Laugh Even If You Read 10 Times !





Late one night a mugger wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

Robber :  "Give me your money," he demanded. 

The man replied :  "You can’t do this – I’m a US Congressman!" 

Robber :  "Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!"








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Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Try Not To Laugh Or Grin. Teacher vs Students.




Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.





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Friday, September 30, 2016

Try Not To Laugh Or Grin !





Man said to God
--- Why did you make women so beautiful? 


God said to man --- So that you will love them. 

Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb? 

God said to man --- So that they will love you.

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Sunday, September 25, 2016

Farmer & Trespasser



A man asks a farmer near a field,

“Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”


The farmer says, 


“Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”



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Thursday, September 22, 2016

Patrick and the school




Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”

Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”



Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”



Patrick, “What school?”






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Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Come Out of Imagination & Fantasy









Come Out of 
Imagination & Fantasy
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1. When a girl accepts your friend request,
she accepts your friendship not PROPOSAL.


2. When she sends request,
wants to be a friend not "GIRLFRIEND"

3. When she tags you in a post,
means sharing her thoughts,
not LOST in your thoughts.

4. When she comments on your post,
doesn't mean interested in you,
ONLY expressing her thoughts about your post.

5. Liking a comment by you,
she ONLY likes your comments , NOT YOU


hahahhaaaa !!!

        



~ Rani Jha